There Are Hats - A Book of Poems for Children

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There are hats,
And there are hats,
And there are hats.

There are hats that when you wear,
Everyone will stare.
And hats that when you buy, everyone will lie,
And say they are the best in all the world.

There are hats,
And there are hats,
And there are hats.

...

Oh yes,
There are hats,
And there are hats,
And there are hats.

There are hats that make you taller,
And some that make you smaller.
And some that keep you just the way you are.

And if you find you want to,
There are hats that will fly off you.
And you’ll run and jump and catch those,
Each and Every time the wind blows.

And though I think you know this,
The worst hats are all itchy,
They make you fidgety and scritchy,
And all you do is scratch and itch and hiss.

And, of course,
The best hats are the soft hats,
The scrunchy, comfy warm hats,
That keep you snug and warm out in the snow.

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